"She definitely looks exactly like her daddy- I mean it’s definitely not the milkman’s baby. She’s definitely his. She looks exactly like him."
me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*
parent: u can make more than one trip-
me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND
me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS
me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR
parent: stop being ridiculous just-